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Guide to Food

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Fullness and Starvation

You will start your round at a random level of fullness and thirst. If you are too hungry, you will start to move more slowly. Nutrition is typically slow-release, so even if you don't see the indicator change immediately after eating, it probably will do so soon.

Several reagents will increase your fullness:

  • Very filling: Corn oil, Nutriment (found in most foods), Animal Protein (found in meat), and Egg Yolk.
  • Somewhat filling: Ketchup, coco powder, Hot Ramen, Hell Ramen, Sugar.
  • Minor increase: Soy Sauce, Hot Coco, Potato Juice, Bilk, Sprinkles, Dry Ramen, Flour, Rice, Cherry Jelly, Doctor's Delight, Beer, Thirteen Loko, Mead, Banana Mama.

Food items are containers for reagents. Reagents can be added to food items up to a maximum of 50 units. Chefs may add condiments, extra nutriment, or other substances to food. Reagents can also be withdrawn using a syringe.

Some things will decrease your hunger faster:

  • Vomiting
  • Being cold (by exposure to cold environments or because you were in a cryo tube)
  • Recovering from blood loss
  • Taking Lipozine
  • Some viruses

General cooking tips

  • Grinding and blending might leave some undesirable leftovers in the mix. You can use the CondiMaster 3000 to separate these into new bottles. Unneeded reagents can be discarded either by leaving them in the CondiMaster's buffer, or by pouring the beaker into a sink.
  • Milk, Soy Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Sugar are all measured in reagent units rather than by number of containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave.
  • Sliceable foods (cakes, pizzas...) can be divided into smaller portions by slicing them. Their reagents are divided equally into the slices. The slices noted here are the maximum number of slices, which you can get by using a precise cutting tool like a kitchen knife, cleaver, or scalpel; crude cutting tools, like axes, shovels, and saws will result in fewer slices. Engineers, please stop using wirecutters to slice your pizza, even though it works.
  • Most machines in the kitchen are essentially devices that you put a food item into, wait awhile, and get a modified version of that item as a result - grilled, fried, etc. You can use a food item in each machine only once, preventing grilled grilled grilled grilled results. You can, however, make a candied box of grilled deep-fried baked diona nymph cereal sandwich.
  • The oven only accepts single ingredients, but produces whatever you select beforehand while empty. For an example, selecting "cake" will give you carrot cake if you stick a carrot in, cacao cake for a cacao pod, etc. Careful with leaving food in the oven for too long as it will burn, covering your whole kitchen in smoke.
    • You can make the following in the oven: Personal pizza, Bread, Small pie, Small cake, Hot pocket, Kebab, Waffles, Cookie, Donut.
  • Candy machine works in the similar way as the oven.
    • Products: Jawbreaker, Candy bar, Sucker, Jelly.
  • Condiments are reagents can be added to food, possibly increasing their nutrition value or adding some fun extras. A chef can create condiments by grinding up things that contain them and isolating them in the CondiMaster. Condiments let you put ketchup on your fries, salt in your soup, Dylovene on your fish fingers, or psilocybin on your ghost burger - the possibilities are endless. Foods hold a maximum of fifty units of reagents.
  • Some poisonous foods can be prepared safely if Dylovene is added to the finished product, or if the poisonous reagent is neutralized somehow. Experienced chefs only!
  • (Currently microwaves may be slightly bugged when cooking with only liquids (may not output anything and not use ingredients). a workaround is to turn them on with proper recipe once, then add something else, like a cutlet, and turn them on again)

Experimental cookery is, unfortunately, not rewarded on board the Torch. Failing to follow a recipe properly will just produce a burned mess, which is extremely unhealthy and will clog the machine used to produce it until space cleaner is applied. A Cook with their eye on success will stick to the recipes provided in the Guide to Food.

Various dishes, such as cheese wheels and cakes, can be cut into handy slices using your kitchen knife. Do be aware, however, that carrying said knife out of the kitchen tends to result in panic from the close-minded folk who cannot understand culinary genius.

Hydroponics

Hydroponics, located just beside the kitchen, exists to produce produce for use in your various dishes. While a great variety of fruits and vegetables can be grown here, the most vital for most dishes are wheat, tomatoes, and potatoes. Growing these is an intelligent start to a good lunch. The department can also produce wheat and milk using spare biomass from unneeded plant matter, which is quite handy upon occasion. See the Guide to Hydroponics for more information.

Animals

The meat hooks located in the freezer are suitable for hanging up any hapless monkeys that happen to wander by, at which point they can be easily carved up for usable steaks. In case the crew objects to eating monkey meat, however, the Cook can order a variety of other sources of protein from Supply.

  Cows - aside from slaughtering for meat, can be milked with a bucket, but they do require feeding them some wheat.

  Chickens - ordering some to keep in the pasture as part of your private petting zoo is a good step to take if you know you'll be needing more eggs than the ones you start with. Feed them with wheat to get them to lay eggs. Unattended eggs may hatch into even more File:Chick.png chickens, so beware. Chickens can also be put into the meat grinder to make chicken meat.

  Goats - Careful around these. They tend to get ornery, and aren't much good for anything other than the occasional milking.

  Space carp - these cannot be ordered from Supply, but will sometimes turn up on their own. If you can convince Security to bring you the carcass after it has been killed, the meat can be used in a variety of exotic recipes - just keep in mind that it is naturally toxic, and you will need to inject it with dylovene in order to keep from poisoning your customers.

Blending

All food contains the universal ingredient called "Nutriment". This is what nourishes you and heals your injuries when you eat. Although food might not heal you as quickly as the doctor can, and won't heal the more unusual types of damage, it can often heal for more over time.

You can blend anything that comes from botany, and pretty much all food. Nutriment can be added to your dishes to make them more filling. Some plants contain other liquids that can be used as condiments or as ingredients in food.


Vending Machines

When there's no chef, or the chef is serving unidentifiable, possibly toxic glop, most people resort to one of two things: grazing on produce or the vending machines.

Food from vending machine requires no chef or machinery, but on the other hand, it's generally not as filling or interesting.

  Getmore Chocolate Corp

Icon Item Price Reagents & Notes
  Lollipop 2T 3 Fruit Juice
  Chewing Gum 4T 3 Fruit Juice
  Getmore Cookies 4T 6 Cookie
  Candy 1T 1 Nutriment
  Cup Ramen 5T 30 Dry Ramen
  Chips !T 1 Nutriment
  Scaredy's Private Reserve Beef Jerky !T 4 Animal Protein
  4no Raisins 1T 6 Nutriment
  Space Eclair 1T 4 Sugar
  Cheesie Honkers 1T 4 Nutriment
  Bread Tube 2T 6 Nutriment
  Syndi-Cakes - 4 Nutriment, 5 Doctor's Delight (Contraband)
  SkrellSnax - 10 Nutriment (Contraband)

  Snix

Icon Item Price Reagents & Notes
  Semki - 6 Nutriment
  Terran Caviar - 6 Nutriment
  Calamari Crisps - 2 Nutriment, 4 Animal Protein
  Suhariki - 3 Nutriment
  Salo - 2 Nutriment, 8 Animal Protein
  Vobla - 2 Nutriment, 4 Animal Protein

  SweatMAX

Icon Item Price Reagents & Notes
  Small Milk Carton 3T 30 Milk
  Small Chocolate Milk Carton 3T 30 Milk, 30 Chocolate
  Protein Shake 20T 30 Nutriment, 10 Iron, 15 Animal Protein, 45 Water
  Protein Bar 5T 9 Nutriment, 4 Animal Protein, 4 Sugar
  MRE 50T Contains a random main course, dessert, sauce, and drink mix. Also comes with a pack of crackers and a spork!
  Protein MRE 50T Contains a protein bar, cubed meat, protein shake mix, sugar-free sauce, and spoon.
  Vegan MRE 50T Contains boiled rice, a plump helmet biscuit, crackers, a jelly packet, a vegan-friendly condiment, drink mix, and a spoon. All components are safe for Skrell to eat.

The Equipment

Aside from the basics of the job - apron, rolling pin, knives, salt and pepper, nifty hat, and so forth - the Cook has a variety of tools and resources at their disposal to produce the most extravagant meals possible.

Machinery

Icon Machine Name Result
  Grinder A machine that grinds your ingredients.
  Microwave A microwave, which you'll use for most of your cooking.
  The smart fridge A place to store ingredients.
  The CondiMaster Allows you to separate and bottle liquid ingredients.
  An oven Allows you to bake food.
  A grill Allows you to grill food.
  A deep fryer Allows you to deep fry food.
  A candy machine Allows you to make candied food.
  An ice-cream vat Allows you to make ice cream!
  A cereal maker Allows you to make cereal.
  Drinks dispenser Allows you to mix drinks, and dispense some ingredients.
  The meat spike Allows you to put dead animals on and cut off the meat.
  Shutters Allows you to open or close if you need privacy.

The last of the machines available is the meat grinder, found in the cold room. It can be used to grind up living or dead animals, turning them into a horrible bloody mess and, as an added bonus, producing some sizable chunks of meat which you can then use in your cooking. Do note, however, that the meat grinder does not (normally) accept humans, and grinding up Warrant Officer Punitelli for steaks is likely to plunge the station into civil war.

Recipes

Poisonous reagents are marked in red text. Note that many ingredients are poisonous for the Skrell species. If you're cooking for one, be especially careful. Reagents which have other, non-deadly effects--like intoxication, sleepiness, or the effects of hot or cold sauce—are marked in blue text.

Basics

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Meat The starting point of any non-vegetarian dish, with different varieties obtained through butchering animals or sometimes people. The meat grinder will not accept humans unless emagged.

The cook's meat fridges in the Galley backroom start with 8 beef slabs each.

~9 Animal Protein N
  Synthmeat Artificially grown, instead of harvested from animals. Can be produced from the biogenerator in Hydroponics or grown by mixing blood with clonexadone. Usable as normal meat for nearly all recipes! 9 Animal Protein N
  Raw Cutlet Cut 1 meat (any type) for 3 raw cutlets. Cook before use! 1 Animal Protein N
  Cutlet Microwave 1 raw cutlet. The cornerstone of nearly all meat-based dishes. 3 Animal Protein N
  Raw Meatball Mix 3 Animal Protein and 5 Flour. Yields 3 raw meatballs. 3 Animal Protein N
  Meatball Microwave 1 raw meatball. 3 Animal Protein N
  Fish Fillet Not toxic, like carp fillets are. The meat fridges start with 4 fillets each. 6 Animal Protein N
  Carp Meat Butcher a Carp (Butchering on a spike gives 3, grinding gives 2, cutting on table gives 1) 3-10 Animal Protein, 3 Carpotoxin, ~9 Nutriment N
  Bear Meat From butchering a space bear. ~12 Animal Protein, 5 Hyperzine, ~9 Nutriment
  Cheese Wheel Mix 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme. Heat to 40C or above. 10 Animal Protein N
  Cheese Wedge Cut a cheese wheel. Yields 5 wedges. 2 Animal Protein N
  Cheese Omelette Microwave 2 Eggs, 1 Cheese Wedges 16 Animal Protein, 6 Egg Yolk N
  Dough Mix 3 units of Egg (1 egg), 10 units of Flour, 10 units of water 3 Nutriment Y
  Flat Dough Roll out 1 dough with a rolling pin. 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Dough Slice Cut flat dough. Yields 3 slices. 1 Nutriment, 0.33 Animal Protein N
  Egg Harvested from an egg plant (can be mutated from eggplants), ordered from Supply, or laid by a chicken that has been fed wheat.

The refrigerator in the Galley backroom starts with 4 egg cartons each containing a dozen eggs, and more can be produced from a biogenerator.

3 Egg Yolk
  Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 10 units Water 2 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Fried Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper

-or-

Microwave 2 Egg

3 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
  Tofu Mix 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme (catalyst) 3 Plant Protein Y
  Dough

(Soy)

Mix 3 Plant Protein, 10u Flour, 10u Water. Functions as normal dough! 3 Nutriment. Y
  Spaghetti Cut a dough slice. 1 Nutriment Y
  Huge Mushroom Slice Butcher a Walking Mushroom. ~7 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin N
  Spider Leg Butcher a Giant Spider. 9 Animal Protein N
  Raw Potato Sticks Cut up one potato. 3 Nutriment
  Sausage Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet, 1 Raw Meatball 6 Animal Protein N
  Fat Sausage Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet, 1 Raw Meatball, and 2 units of Pepper 8 Animal Protein
  Tomato Slice Butcher a Killer Tomato ~12 Nutriment.

Cakes and Sweets

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Amanita Jelly Microwave 10 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 Amatoxin 6 Nutriment, 3 Psilocybin Y
  Apple Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 2 Apples 15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Apple Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Apple 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Banana Cream Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Banana, 5 units Sugar 4 Nutriment, 6 Banana Juice, 1 Animal Protein N
  Berry Clafoutis Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Berry 4 Nutriment, 7 Berry Juice, 1 Animal Protein N
  Birthday Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 10 Sprinkles 20 Nutriment, 10 Sprinkles

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Brain Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 1 Brain 5 Nutriment, 20 Animal Protein, 10 Alkysine, 5 Blood*

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Candied Apple Microwave 10 units of Water, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Apple 3 Nutriment Y
  Carrot Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 3 Carrots 25 Nutriment, 25 Imidazoline

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Hot Sauce, 5 units Cold Sauce Always: 2 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein.

Equal chance of containing 3 units of one of the following: Nutriment, capsaicin, frost oil, sprinkles, phoron, coco,Slime Jelly, banana, berry juice, and tricordrazine.

N
  Cherry Pie Microwave 1 Cherry, 1 Flat Dough, 10 units of Sugar. 4 Nutriment, 1 Sugar, 1 Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein N
  Cheese Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 2 Cheese Wedges 10 Nutriment, 19 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Chocolate Bar 5 units coco powder, 10 units chocolate milk, 5 units sugar 2 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco Powder Y
  Chocolate Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 1 Chocolate Bar 20 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco Powder

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar 3 Nutriment, 4 Sugar, 4 Coco, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Cookie Microwave 5 cake batter, 5 Coco 5 Nutriment, 2 Sugar, 2 Coco, 1 Animal Protein N
  Donut Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units Sugar 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 1 Animal Protein N
  Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Piece of Paper (with something written on it) 3 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein N
  Golden Apple Streusel Tart Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Golden Apple 8 Nutriment, 8 Gold, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 units Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juice/Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly. 3 Nutriment, 1 Sprinkles (3 if Frosted), 5 Berry Juice or Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly, 1 Animal Protein. N
  Lime Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 1 Lime 20 Nutriment, 1 Lime Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Lemon Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 1 Lemon 20 Nutriment, 1 Lemon Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Mint Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil 1 Mint Y
  Muffin Microwave 10 cake batter 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Orange Cake Microwave 60 cake batter, 1 Orange 20 Nutriment, 1 Orange Juice

Sliceable: 5 Slices

N
  Pancakes Microwave 20 Batter 8 Nutriment N
  Blueberry Pancakes Microwave 20 Batter, 2 Blueberries 8 Nutriment N
  Popcorn Microwave 1 Corn, 5u Salt 2 Nutriment, 3 Corn Oil Y
  Pumpkin Pie Microwave 1 Pumpkin, 5 units of Sugar and 1 flat dough 15 Nutriment

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

N
  Roffle Waffles Microwave 20 units of Cake Batter, 5 units of Psilocybin 8 Nutriment, 8 Psilocybin, 2 Animal Protein N
  Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 10 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 5 units of Psilocybin 6 Nutriment, 6 Psilocybin Y
  Stuffing Microwave 1 Bread, 10 units of Water, 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Pepper. 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Vanilla Cake Microwave 60 cake batter 20 Nutriment.

Sliceable: 5 Slices.

N
  Waffles Microwave 20 units of cake batter 8 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein N

Cereals

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Bun Microwave 1 Dough 4 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein
  Bunbun Microwave 2 Buns 8 Nutriment.
  Banana-nut Bread Microwave 2 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar, 2 Banana 20 Nutriment, 21 Banana Juice, 3 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
  Baguette Microwave 2 Dough, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 6 Nutriment, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt, 2 Animal Protein N
  Bread Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Egg 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk. Sliceable: 5 slices. Bread slices can be turned into sandwiches by combining them with any food item. N
  Cracker Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit Salt 1 Nutriment, .3 Animal Protein. You can also get these by gibbing a Parrot; in that case they have 5.4 Nutriment N
  Cream Cheese Bread Microwave 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges 5 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein. Sliceable: 5 slices. N
  Flatbread Microwave 1 Flat Dough 3 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Meatbread Microwave 2 cutlet, 2 Dough, 2 Cheese Wedges 10 Nutriment, 40 Animal Protein

Sliceable: 5 slices.

N
  Poppy Pretzel Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Poppy 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Bicaridine N
  Tofu-Bread Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough 30 Nutriment, 15 Animal Protein. Sliceable: 5 slices. N
  Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine 2 Nutriment, 0.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk N
  Three Bread Microwave 1 Twobread, 1 Bread Slice 3 Nutriment, 0.4 Animal Protein, 1.8 Egg Yolk N

Burgers & Sandwiches

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 burger, 2 slabs of meat, 1 egg 40 Animal Protein, 4 Nutriment, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain 7 Animal Protein, 6 Alkysine, 5 Blood* N
  Burger Microwave 1 cutlet and 1 Bun. 3 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein

This is probably the only burger that works in other recipes

N
  Donk Pocket Allow a Warm Donk Pocket to cool. 2 Nutriment, 2 or 6 Animal Protein N
  Fish Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Fish fillet/Carp fillet 10 Animal Protein, (if carp) 6 Carpotoxin N
  Ghost Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Ectoplasm 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Grilled Cheese Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 8.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk N
  Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 19 Animal Protein N
  Jelly Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 5 Nutriment, 5 Slime Jelly or Cherry Jelly, 1 Animal Protein N
  Jelly Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 2 Nutriment, 5 Cherry Jelly or 5 Slime Jelly, .4 Animal Protein, 1.6 Egg Yolk N
  Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly/Slime Jelly 1 Nutriment, 0.2 Animal Protein, 0.6 Egg Yolk, 5 Cherry Jelly or Slime Jelly. N
  Roburger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head 2 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 5% probability of 2 units of Nanites N
  Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 20.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
  Spell Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat 6 Nutriment, 3 or 13 Animal Protein N
  Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 1 Dough, 1 slab of meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Boiled Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper 25 Nutriment, 25 Animal Protein N
  Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich 3 Nutriment, 23.4 Animal Protein, 1.2 Egg Yolk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper, 2 Carbon N
  Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu 6 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough slice, 1 Meatball (raw or cooked) 2 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine
  Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Donk Pocket 2 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein, 5 Tricordrazine

Meat & Seafood Dishes

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Cold Chili Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein, 10 Frost Oil, 4 Tomato Juice N
  Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet/Fish fillet, 10 Batter, 1 Chili Pepper 7 Animal Protein, 3 Nutriment, 10 Capsaicin, (if carp) 6 Carpotoxin, N
  Diona Roast Microwave 1 Apple, 5 Polytrinic Acid, 1 Diona Nymph. 6 Nutriment, 2 Radium. N
  Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn 9 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment, 20 Capsaicin, 3 Corn Oil N
  Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Carp Fillet/Fish fillet 3 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein, (if carp) 6 Carpotoxin N
  Fish Fingers Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Fish fillet/Carp Fillet 7 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk, (if carp) 6 Carpotoxin, N
  Hot Chili Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato 3 Nutriment, 12 Animal Protein 10 Capsaicin, 4 Tomato Juice N
  Loaded Steak Microwave 5u garlic sauce, 1 onion, 1 chanterelle, 1 Cutlet 4 Nutriment, 2 Animal Protein, 2 Garlic Sauce N
  Meat-kabob 2 Cutlets, 1 Metal Rod 26 Animal Protein. N
  Meat-Pie Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Flat Dough 20 Animal Protein N
  Meat Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Cutlet 13 Animal Protein, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper N
  Monkey's Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 10 units Flour, 1 Banana, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper 20 Animal Protein, 6 Banana, 1 Pepper, 1 Salt N
  Plain Steak Microwave 1 slab of Meat (Any Type) 13 Animal Protein N
  Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti 2 Nutriment, .33 Animal Protein N
  Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein N
  Spesslaw Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein N
  Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 10.3 Animal Protein N
  Boiled Spider Leg Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 raw spider leg 9 Animal Protein N
  Katsu Curry Microwave 10u Water, 10u Rice, 5u Flour, 1 chicken meat, 1 Apple, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato. The meat needs to be chicken meat. 6 Nutriment N

Salads

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Aesir salad Microwave 1 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Golden Apple. 8 Nutriment, 8 The Doctor's Delight,, 8 Tricordrazine, 1 Bicaridine, 1 Synaptizine, 1 Hyperzine, 1 Space drugs, 3 Gold. Y
  Tossed Salad Microwave 2 Cabbage, 1 Tomato, 1 Carrot, 1 Apple. 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 2 Tomato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice Y
  Valid Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball. 6 Nutriment, 5 Animal Protein, 3 Space drugs, 3 Kelotane,, 3 Bicaridine, 2 Potato Juice N

Soups

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Borscht Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage "Wait, how do you spell it again..?"

8 Nutriment, 3 Sugar

Y
  Chantrelle Soup Microwave 10 units of Milk, 1 Chanterelle. 8 Nutriment Y
  Meatball Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato 11 Animal Protein, 5 Water, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice N
  Milosoup Microwave 10 units of Water, 2 Tofu, 2 Soy Dope 8 Nutriment, 5 Water Y
  Mystery Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge Always contains 4 Animal Protein, 3+ Toxin, and 1+ Carbon.

Possible other reagents: Nutriment, Capsaicin, tomato juice, frost oil, water, tricordrazine, banana juice, blood, slime jelly, and/or imidazoline.

N
  Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 5 Tricordrazine, 9 Sulphuric Acid, 2 Potato Juice, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Stew Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat slab, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 Chantrelle mushroom 6 Nutriment, 13 Animal Protein, 7 Tomato Juice, 10 Imidazoline, 5 Water, 2 Potato Juice, 1 Carrot Juice N
  Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes 5 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice. Drinking this makes you feel like a vampire. A tomato vampire. Y
  Tomato Soup Microwave 30 units of Blood Smells like copper.

2 Animal Protein, 10 Blood*, 5 Water

N
  Vegetable Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato 8 Nutriment, 5 Water, 3 Corn Oil, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot Juice, 2 Potato Juice Y
  Wish Soup 20 units of Water. 25% chance of 8 Nutriment Y

Miscellaneous

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Burned Mess Created when you try to microwave an invalid recipe. It may also break or dirty the microwave. 1+ Toxin, 3+ Carbon Y
50px Boiled Slime Core Created when you microwave 10u Water and slime extract. Slime Jelly Y

Pizzas

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Margherita Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato 35 Nutriment, 8 Tomato Juice, 7 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N
  Meatpizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 2 cutlets, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato 50 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N
  Mushroom Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 Chantrelle Mushrooms, 1 Cheese wedge, 1 Tomato. 35 Nutriment, 10 Animal Protein, 2 tomato Juice

Sliceable: 6 slices

N
  Vegetable Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato 30 Nutriment, 6 Tomato Juice, 9 Imidazoline, 5 Animal Protein.

Sliceable: 6 slices.

N

Vegetable Dishes

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Amanita Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 units Amatoxin 5 Nutriment, 3 Amatoxin, 1 Psilocybin, 1 Animal Protein N
  Carrot Fries Cut up one carrot. 3 Nutriment, 3 Imidazoline
  Chawanmushi Microwave 10 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Eggs, 1 Chanterelle 5 Animal Protein, 6 egg yolk N
  Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Space Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge 4 Nutriment, 6 Animal Protein N
  Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant 6 Nutriment, 8 Animal Protein N
  Loaded Baked Potato Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge 3 Nutriment, 7 Animal Protein, 2 Potato Juice N
  Tofu-Pie Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough 10 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein N
  Onion Rings Microwave 1 Onion, 10 batter. 5 Nutriment Y
  Plump Helmet Biscuit Microwave 1 Plump Helmet, 10 batter. 5 Nutriment, 10% chance of 8 Nutriment and 5 Tricordrazine N
  Plump Helmet Biscuit (vegan) Microwave 1 Plump Helmet, 10 Water, 10 flour. 5 Nutriment, 10% chance of 8 Nutriment and 5 Tricordrazine Y
  Plump Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet 8 Nutriment, 1 Animal Protein, 10% chance of 5 Tricordrazine N
  Boiled Rice Microwave 10 units of Water, 10 units of Rice 2 Nutriment Y
  Rice Pudding Microwave 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Rice 4 Nutriment Y
  Soy Dope Cut 1 Soybean 2 Nutriment
  Soylen Virdians Microwave 10 units Flour, 1 Soybean 10 Nutriment, 1 Soy Milk Y
  Space Fries Microwave 1 Raw Potato Sticks 4 Nutriment Y
  Spaghetti Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes 6 Nutriment, 14 Tomato Juice, .33 Animal Protein N
  Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato 8 Nutriment, 5 Imidazoline, 1 Carrot juice, 2 Tomato juice Y
  Tofu-kabob 2 Tofu, 1 Metal Rod 8 Nutriment.

May break the microwave; still obtainable via silver slime cores.

Y
  Tofurkey Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing. 12 Nutriment, 3 Soporific, 1 Animal Protein, 3 Egg Yolk N
  Nanopasta Microwave 10u water, 1 spaghetti, 1 nanopaste 10 Imidazoline Y
  Soylent Green Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat 10u Animal Protein Y

Combinable Food

Icon Food How to Obtain Contains Skrell-Safe?
  Burger Combine 1 Meatball with Bun 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment N
  Cheese Burger Combine 1 Cheese Wedge with Burger/Ham Burger 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment N
  Ham Burger Combine 1 Cutlet with Bun 2 Animal Protein, 2 Nutriment N
  Hotdog Combine 1 Sausage with 1 Bun 6 Animal Protein N
  Spaghetti with meatballs Combine meatball with boiled spaghetti 4 Nutriment, 10.33 Animal Protein N
  Spesslaw Combine meatball with spaghetti with meatballs 4 Nutriment, 16.33 Animal Protein N

Reagents and Condiments

You get these mostly from grinding, blending or mixing.

To mix reagents, put them in the same container. You should hear a bubbling sound if it's successful.

Grinding foods reduces them to their component parts.

Icon Reagent How to Obtain Skrell-Safe?
  Batter Mix 5 flour, 5 milk and 3 egg protein (1 egg) into a container. Makes 10 batter N
  Animal Protein Process Meat or protein-containing foods. Poisonous to Skrell, nutritious to everyone else. N
  Cake Batter Mix 2 batter with 1 sugar, makes 3 cake batter. N
  Cherry Jelly Process Cherries. Y
  Cinnamon Process Cinnamon. Y
  Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Process ice peppers. Y
  Corn oil Process corn. Y
  Egg Yolk Process an Egg, or crack an Egg into a container. N
  Flour Process Wheat or a Flour Sack. Y
  Hot Sauce/Capsaicin Process chili peppers. Y
  Ketchup Mix 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Water, 1 part Sugar Y
  BBQ Sauce Mix 2 parts ketchup, 1 part salt, 1 part pepper Y
  Nutriment Process almost any food. Y
  Olive Oil Process Olives. Y
  Pepper Extra pepper mills are in the bar. And you can grind down peppercorn for more. Y
  Rice Process Rice. Y
  Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser). If the chemist won't oblige, there are extra salt shakers in the bar. Y
  Soy Sauce Mix 4 units of soy milk with 1 unit of sulphuric acid OR 1 unit soy milk and 1 unit vinegar Y
  Garlic Sauce Mix garlic juice and corn oil. Y
  Sprinkles Process donuts. Y
  Sugar Process white beet or sugar cane. Y
  Soy Batter Mix 3 Plant Protein, 5u Flour, 15u Milk Y
  Vinegar Mayo Mix 5u Vinegar and 1 Egg. Y
  Lemon Mayo Mix 5u Lemon Juice and 1 Egg. Y
  Vinegar Mix 10 ethanol and 5 universal enzyme (catalyst)
  Apple vinegar Mix 10 units apple juice and 5 units universal enzyme (catalyst)

Sushi

Fancy yourself a seafood chef? Or you just like raw things on top of a wad of rice? Whatever is your reason, below you will learn how to make sushi!

Step 1-Make some boiled rice by putting 10 water and 10 rice in microwave

step 2-Aquire some toppings. those include:

  • Tofu
  • Cutlets
  • Fried eggs
  • Sashimi (slice fish fillets)
  • Chicken meat

Step 3-apply topping to boiled rice

Step 4-Profit!

Molecular Gastronomy

Not only can you add/remove some particular tastes in any dish, you can also add secondary effects to it. From injecting a Plump Pie as full as it can get with Tricordrazine, to create a super-healing dessert, to Psilocybin laced burger or an egg filled with capsacin. Go ahead and imagine a chef with a bandolier full of weaponized eggs.

Some reagents in the finished products are poisonous. If you're a Traitor, that may be the point, but if you're a professional, you may want to serve these items safely. This is where a little chemistry can help neutralize or remove the dangerous reagents from your food. When using Dylovene, it's okay to use more than you strictly need, as there is no danger of overdose. Other chemicals you might use to neutralize poison aren't so forgiving, and some are poisonous themselves.

Any given piece of food can contain only 50 units of reagents.

Reagent How to Neutralize
Animal Protein; Egg Yolk Harmless to most people, animal protein, including egg yolk, is unsafe for Skrell. A one-to-one ratio of Dylovene to animal protein will make it safe for Skrell to eat.
Blood Blood is not necessarily poisonous. It is always the same type as the person it was taken from, and if the type is incompatible with the recipient, it will cause a rejection reaction.

O-negative blood is always safe. Add one unit of Dylovene for every four units of blood. Alcoholic drinks made with blood, of any type, are safe; just be sure there is no blood left over after the reaction. Blood can also be neutralized with Clonexadone (1 unit Clonexadone to 5 units Blood), or by adding drink ingredients to create a blood-based drink.

Carpotoxin Anything made with carp meat will have carpotoxin in it. Since it metabolizes very slowly, using Dylovene in the food is ineffective. Carpotoxin reacts with copper and cryptobiolin to form rezadone, but overdose of it starts at 15 units and most carp foods have 6 units of it, guaranteeing overdose. Look below for the guide on how to serve carp safely.
Amatoxin Found in mushrooms. Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Amatoxin.
Toxin Add 1 unit Dylovene per 2 units Toxin.
Slime Jelly Will poison your customers no matter how much Dylovene you add. Adding Dylovene (around 30 units or so) will keep them from dying of the poisoning before they can get to Medical, but if you're not a traitor, do you want to serve them such a painful dish? (No, don't answer that. We know customers can be annoying; that's still no excuse to poison them.)
Radium Found in roast diona and will cause radiation poisoning. Add 1 unit of Dylovene per unit of Radium; reacts to form Hyronalin.
Sulphuric Acid Dylovene won't cut it for sulphuric acid, which will burn as well as poison anyone unlucky enough to ingest it. Instead, neutralize each 1 unit of Sulphuric acid with either 3 units of Corn Oil (creates glycerol), 4 units of Soy Milk (creates soy sauce), or 5 units of wine (creates Acid Spit, an alcoholic cocktail).
Polytrinic Acid You're serious about serving that xeno meat, huh? Well, don't serve it plain; polytrinic acid will poison, burn, and generally kill your customers in a rather nasty manner. Like with sulphuric acid, dylovene isn't enough, but unlike sulphuric acid, it's not easy to neutralize. Polytrinic acid will react with foaming agent and either iron or aluminum to create metal foam, and 10 units of polytrinic acid and 20 units of plasticide will create plastic. When working out how to do this, remember that plasticide is poisonous and metal foam can be chipped through with a kitchen knife.
Alcohol An equal amount of Ethylredoxrazine reacts with Alcohol (including alcoholic drinks) to make water.
Synaptizine Synaptizine is poisonous, but the bigger problem is that it hangs around in the system for a long time. For every unit of synaptizine, you need 30 units of Dylovene.
Phoron Really, now? You could neutralize phoron by adding 2 rum and 1 vermouth per unit, but eating phoron is still a bit of a waste.

Serving space carp

Are you a chef coming from planet full of oceans, craving to serve a proper fish for the dinner? Welcome to Exodus, we have plenty of space fish right outside the window most of the time, you just need to ask security nicely to bring you one when they are finished with them.

If you want to cook exotic food for the crew, but don't want kill everyone with toxins, follow these steps:

  1. Pick one of the many Xeno/Carp recipes found in the list above.
  2. Go to hydroponics and grab a syringe from a vendor machine (the same where you get botanist satchel).
  3. Take your dish and draw ALL of its contents into the syringe.
  4. Empty the syringe into beaker and place the beaker on your chemical heater.
  5. Set the heater to 100C and turn it on.
  6. Once it bubbles, turn off the heater.
  7. Remove the beaker and transfer the contents back into the syringe.
  8. Inject your dish with the syringe.
  9. Serve the exotic dinner and wait for security to arrest you for poisoning crew.
  10.  ??????????
  11. Listen to security apologize because the food was never poisoned.
  12. PROFIT.

Or you can apply welder to food till it reacts