|This job is the most important job on the ship. It is responsible for delivering on-demand, bespoke, goal-oriented synergistic business solutions and ensuring the facilitation and optimization of their deployment. Look, we don't get paid a lot to write these, okay, and we're a Fortune 500 business. It's fucking embarrassing. He's just the step-son of the CEO, and he doesn't actually do anything, okay? Is that what you wanted?|
|Difficulty: Easy like Sunday morning|
|Related guides: Standard Operating Procedure, Corporate Regulations|
|Alternative names: Dunce|
|EC branch ranks: Weirdo(Z-11)|
|Civ branch ranks: Clown|
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